Here’s a funny, funny blog (and book) where someone has taken Garfield cartoons and digitally removed Garfield himself from the frames, leaving just Mr. Jon Arbuckle himself, and showing how depressed and lonely he must be.

I grew up watching Bugs Bunny, the Roadrunner, and Mickey Mouse. Many of these classic cartoons are now available online and, watching them again, I am reminded of how well they used the music. It occurs to me that this was actually my introduction to classical music. Here are a few of my favorite examples.

The Band Concert, 1935

The music: Rossini’s William Tell Overture. Made before the William Tell Overture became identified as The Lone Ranger’s theme, The Band Concert features bandleader Mickey leading an outdoor performance. While the band plows through the overture, Donald Duck continually interrupts by playing “Turkey in the Straw” on his recorder.

Tom and Jerry in The Hollywood Bowl, 1950

The music: Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus. Tom is the conductor of an orchestra of cats. Naturally, Jerry wants in on the act, and of course, Tom repeatedly shoes him away. Excellent choreography in this one. And both Tom and Jerry look pretty sharp in those tuxes.

A Corny Concerto, 1943

The music: Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto #1, Strauss’ Tales from the Vienna Woods and The Blue Danube. Warner Bros. frequently poked fun at Disney, especially considering many animators migrated from Disney to Warner Bros. (and MGM). A Corny Concerto rips on Disney’s Fantasia (see #2), starting with Elmer appearing as an unshaven Stokowski introducing the two segments. The first segment is a wild romp in the Vienna woods with Bugs, Porky and an unnamed dog. The second is more standard fare of a duck protecting a family of swans from a vulture.

The Cat Concerto, 1947

The music: Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody #2. The Cat Concerto won the Academy Award for Short Subjects-Cartoons in 1946. Warner Bros. released a nearly identical cartoon the same year, Rhapsody Rabbit, which had many of the same gags. Both MGM and Warner Bros. accused the other of plagiarism, but nothing official came of it. It’s a toss-up as to whether The Cat Concerto or Rhapsody Rabbit is the better cartoon. Also watch Rhapsody in Rivets, an Oscar-nominated Warner Bros. cartoon that features the construction of the “Umpire State Building” while the foreman/conductor leaders the show.

The Rabbit of Seville, 1950

The music: Rossini’s Barber of Seville Overture. Bugs does Rossini in a beautifully timed and written masterpiece. Elmer chases Bugs into a theater. Bugs and an unwilling Elmer act out Rossini’s “Barber of Seville,” with Bugs giving Elmer a full head manicure. Best part: Bugs uses his ears to massage Elmer’s bald head. Some of the lyrics: “Hey you! Don’t look so perplexed/why must you be vexed/can’t you see you’re next? Yes, you’re next. You’re so next!” and this one: “There! You’re nice and clean! Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine.”

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, 1940

The music: Dukas’ The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Fantasia is one of Disney’s greatest films. It’s a safe bet to say that more people saw the segments of Fantasia as one-off cartoons on TV than actually saw the movie in the theater. The best part (and probably best-known) is the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, with Mickey as the apprentice who literally gets in over his head. The rest of the music featured in Fantasia was: Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring, Beethoven’s Sixth Symphony, Ponchielli’s The Dance of the Hours, Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain, and Schubert’s Ave Maria.

What’s Opera Doc? 1957

The music: Wagner’s Ring Cycle. Bugs and Elmer Fudd do Wagner in this Chuck Jones masterpiece. Many people consider this the best Bugs Bunny cartoon of all time. Jones reduces Wagner’s whole Ring saga to 6½ minutes in a hilarious parody — and it’s one of the only times Elmer actually “gets” Bugs. I cannot listen to “Flight of the Valkyries” without hearing Elmer sing, “Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!”

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Here’s an interesting graphic I found on the Internet:

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Forgive me if I blog a little less these next few days! Who would think of going to Ohio on purpose, for fun?

Here’s an interesting collection of old medical advertisements.

From The Onion:

President Barack Obama had such high hopes for America…until he went to Denny’s. Now he’s aiming less for being a world leader and setting more reasonable goals for the American people:

Before we reclaim global leadership, we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered in syrup for breakfast, and we must stop leaving the house in sweatpants.

Is he asking for too much? Would you be willing to give up your mountainous plate of syrup-drenched sausages and eggs? Only time will tell.

(Warning–the following video has some rude language.)

With the news that the Atlanta Braves released Tom Glavine, and following John Smoltz’s defection to this Red Sox this past off-season, it is finally, officially the end of an era that reached back to 1991 when the perennial loser Braves cultured a pitching staff that included Cy Young winner after Cy Young winner and began their incredible streak of Division championships. The big three, of course, were Greg Maddux (my youngest’s namesake), John Smoltz, and Tommy Glavine. In memory, enjoy this YouTube video.